Car vs. Deer

So, I guess it could be worse (actually I know it could be worse). But I am still really sad. Just look at my lovely blue minivan with the missing eyeball. It is hard to see, but the hood is also cracked and not exactly down the way it should be. This is the price I pay for no rust...fiberglass that is pretty much unfixable without a really expensive trip to the body shop and those of you who know my husband, know that isn't going to happen.

And close up you can even see little bits of deer hair where a lovely working headlight and turn signal light used to be.

I am very thankful that no one was hurt. Paul was driving 3 of our kids and one neighbor kid home from church (try not to take the wrong lesson from that) and in an instant it happened.

Oh, and if you are wondering who won, the deer or the car...the deer is now hanging in our garage and will become many meals in the future.

(Yes, he did get a permit to bring home a dead deer)

Don't You Just Love Gifts?

These are the goodies I got in a swap I recently participated in called The Winter Wonderland Swap. It was through Knitting Help and it was my first knitting related swap. I made my very first trip to an Actual Knitting store to pick up yarn for my swapper and got to touch all sorts of great fibers I have only heard about from other people! LOLSo here it is all opened up and posed for a picture. Please notice the cute snowman who ventured across the country to move in with me...cute! I haven't used the Alpaca yet because I am trying to find the perfect project for it and I have a huge fear of messing it up!

So thanks again Riss for being such a great swapper!

My Alter Ego

I thought since some of you know that I have an alter ego, I should finally introduce her to you.


This is Amerielle. She is a level 44 Human rogue and enjoys sneaking up behind bad guys and stabbing them in the back. Lately she has been going the Thug route and carrying around that huge ugly mace, but you will often find her armed with a beautiful, shining dagger. She also has that large sward that she carries just to save time during her killing sprees.

She is very misunderstood as most people find rogues untrustworthy, but she is just doing her part for the Alliance.

Amerielle also has a few friends that I might introduce to you in the future. Then again, she likes to keep her business to herself.

Girls Go to College to Get More Knowledge

...at least I am. As some of you know, I have decided to get a start on my second career. (What happened to the first one? I am calling it 20 years of being surrounded by kid stuff- from college to daycare to raising my own kids to substitute teaching.)

I made the decision to take the prerequisites for a degree in nursing and started my first 2 classes today. Fundamentals of Chemistry and Anatomy. Maybe I've made a mistake. I can't yet figure out why a nurse needs to be able to figure out...The density of titanium is 4.54 g/mL. What is the mass, in grams, of 17.3 mL of titanium? I hope it will become clear in the weeks to come, just as I hope the answer to the problem will become clear to me in the weeks to come.

To show my dedication to my classes, I give you the opening of the $188.00 book...


and the CD of the Interactive Cadaver Dissection Experience that tons of the grade will be based on.

Finally, Some Knitting

Christmas time and the knitting is secret. It is very difficult to post the knitting I have been doing when the recipients are the people (some of them) who read my blog.

I had this great idea to make a personalized dishcloth for each of my friends. I looked through tons of patterns until I found just the one I wanted to make for each of them. So without further ado...The parade of dishcloths:

For the Winter Wonderland swap I participated it: The Snowflake Dishcloth




For Deena: The Harry Potter Golden Snitch Dishcloth


For Deanna: Little Baby Feet dishcloth


For Amy: The Coffee Cup dishcloth


and because I can't remember to take pictures...

For Melanie: The Martini Glass Dishcloth
For Mom: The Christmas Tree Dishcloth


I think everyone enjoyed them (even if they might not enjoy using them!)

Very Intriguing

As I was browsing through blogs I found this nifty little test. I plugged my blog in as well as quite a few others to try to figure out how it was coming to the results it was getting. I am still not sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it might not mean what some of us think (or hope) it means. Running my blog and coming out with genius initially gave me a happy feeling, but the more I thought about it the more I have come to the conclusion that if it takes a genius reading level to understand my blog I must be a sucky writer! So there you have it, I am terrible and those of you who get high school or lower display it proudly in the knowledge that you are a great writer!

If you have any idea how it comes up with these results please let me know.

Crashing Down Around My Fingers

Ok loyal blog followers (follower). I know you have forgotten I ever had a blog so I thought I would surprise you and post something. I am getting my courage together because the last couple of times I have tried, my computer has crashed spectacularly.

I'm not sure what to mention that has happened over the last 3 months...


I made new friends.


Packed my kids up and sent them off to Florida where they became part of the show at Gator Land.



Had another one of my future funeral pictures taken. (There are very few pictures of me and those that do exist are usually blurry)

and posed the kids in front of a pond swarming with Gators (because I love them so much).
All in all it was a great vacation! If I can actually get this to post I'm sure there will be more exciting news to come!